Bits and Pieces.
Anonymous asked:
To my one and only faggot, turns out i did read it. and you're still the biggest faggot around. You're the fattest fuck i know. and i love it. I'm glad I can be there when you need me. Even if it is just because you're too lazy to peel your own damn orange. I like our embarrassing moments together ....only because they make for great stories later on. Being your third roommate was possibly the best thing i ever did. We're the fucking weirdest people ever. Much Love, just some bitch.

TO MY BITCH,
THANK YOU, I read that as….

“Chrystal Meewhuy Kim, you’re amazing and I love peeling your oranges for you and cooking for you and listening to what you have to say. You brighten up my day cause I’m so dark (literally) and I love it. Sorry I’m so fucking loud and embarrassing. Being your third roommate was possibly the best thing I did. We’re the fucking weirdest people ever. Much love, your bitch.”

<3 I translated it to what you really meant… YOU LOVE ME BITCH!
But yeah, on the real, thanks for everything (:

Warning: This post contains rude name calling and profanity but it’s all a joke, I swear.

To my bitch,
I don’t know when you’ll read this or if you will even read this at all but I felt like leaving you this post. I wanna say thank you for a lot of things. I’m not sure how I got close to you so fast but I did. And being close to someone is nothing new to you, but to me it’s super unusual.. It’s weird how you know things that others don’t and won’t ever know.. I don’t ever really feel like I have to hide when I’m around you.. which is why I probably end up being so fucking embarrassing when I’m with you. (Thank you for putting up with me.. lol). Idk, I was thinking about it this week.. And honestly, I’ve never been treated this nicely by any friend ever which is why I was scared of our friendship (but I’m not at all anymore).. You probably think I’m being an over dramatic faggot but… I really do wanna thank you. I’m glad we’re friends and I’m glad I met someone like you (: I wanna thank you in person but… I’m a sensitive weak ass little bitch that can’t express myself and if I tried, I might just end up tearing up instead and then you’ll probably punch me in the throat and make fun of me for days. SO I’d just rather not.. yeahh. But you are quite an amazing individual and anyone who has you as a friend or has you in their lives are quite lucky.
Just thought I’d let you know that.

But ANYWAYS,
Just cause I’m saying a couple of nice words to you, doesn’t change a thing. I mean… you’re still by far the ugliest and fattest individual I’ve encountered in my college career. And you’re a skanky hoe and your presence never fails to embarass me. You’re so loud and uncivilized that half the time I’m with you, I don’t know what I’m supposed to do with you and I get so embarrassed to a point where I end up questioning my own existence.. And every minute we spend together makes me step back and ask myself why we’re even friends… You know? LOL.

……Yeah…..I just needed to do that to make up for everything nice I said… cause.. I don’t do that shit. So.. feel special, bitch. You are indeed the best. I admit it. And I’m trusting that you don’t have bad intentions. LOL. But yeah, thank you for everything and I appreciate you as a friend. And thank you for always putting a smile on my face and making me laugh. Mmmmkay, DONE. Told you I’d really make a post for you.
Now go fuck yourself. I hate you.
<3

- From your Faggot.

For all the kids that are just as smart as I am…

Here’s a fun fact for you: Heating up hard boiled eggs in the microwave… causes the eggs to explode.

LOL… Why am I such a dumbass… Now I have to clean it all… Fml.


(Source: couples-love-feelings, via jejet)

My dream.

The only goal I’ve ever had in my life is setting up a non-profit organization to help younger kids that struggle at home/school have a place to go to talk to someone, connect with other kids, and have activities to do. I have some ideas on how to make it happen, but I’m sure how to start. I also wanna spread awareness to kids about depression. Just to let them know that they’re never alone, nothing is wrong with them, and to show them that it’s going to be okay.

I know I probably can’t make it into a huge well-known organization and help a big number of kids… But honestly, just spreading it to a local community… Or even just being able to help ONE kid out will mean everything to me… If I ever have to ability to make a kid happier/be able to truly smile… Every hardship I’ve ever faced would mean absolutely nothing to me..

I can’t wait ‘til the day that I finally get to say,

“Mom, Dad, you don’t have to work anymore. Relax. I can support you now. Thank you for everything that you’ve done for me.”

(via findinggimo)

Deadline: November 16th, 2013

Time’s running out. I need to focus and prioritize.


I suck at being a girl.

Hai

Hai

Avoiding people..

I really gotta stop doing that. I should learn to be cool with everyone, it’s not a big deal. I need to be confident… I’m not a social phobic anymore.. I overcame this in high school.. I could do this… Stop fucking up.. Stop running away.


(via meganwinner)

VIRGO.

The One that Waits (August 23 to September 22) 
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. They do not forgive and never forget. The one and only.

Saw this on my dash but didn’t wanna reblog the whole thing. Looll. Pretty accurate, kinda strange.

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